SPLENDA Zero Calorie Sweetener Value Pack, 800 Count Packets

I’ve used Splenda packets for many years. A packet is especially tasty sprinkled on grapefruit. Somehow the bitter taste of Splenda combines with the tanginess of the fruit, ending up tasting sweet. Actually better tasting than using real sugar!I also put a couple dozen packets in a large smoothie, to cut the calories a bit. Certain people have told me for years that Splenda is unhealthy. I’m almost 70, and I still feel fine! (I do regular gym workouts, and try to eat right in general.) Then a year or two ago, the WHO said Splenda “might” not be healthy. “Hello?!!” Our modern civilization has a huge obesity problem. Now THAT’S unhealthy! The packets are useful for adding a little bit of extra sweetness to real food without adding extra sugar and calories.From a health standpoint, I’ve read that artificial sweeteners should only be added to foods which are already a bit sweet. Apparently, upon tasting sweetness, the body starts preparing for ingesting carbohydrates. So if all you’re doing is adding Splenda to a cup of coffee or tea, and eating nothing else, that’s not good. But if you’re just using Splenda to augment the taste of nutritional food, making it taste a little sweeter than it naturally is, your body is fine with that.So I use Splenda in various things to lower the calories a bit. For instance, replacing up to half the sugars with artificial sweeteners.The other day I heard a comedian say he told his doctor he eats oatmeal every day. What he didn’t mention was that it was oatmeal cookies. I thought that was pretty funny. That’s another place Splenda is useful. Add it to regular sugar in hot cereal. (Or oatmeal cookies?) Why? I have a sweet tooth, and sugar isn’t healthy. I’d love to see the WHO do a study on real sugar. Just how much damage is real sugar doing to the human race? A whole lot more than Splenda, I’ll bet. But at the retail price most sellers are charging now, I wouldn’t even consider buying the stuff anymore. It’s like corporations suddenly became insanely greedy. A lot more than usual. But I saw this priced at about $13 for an 800 count box, which is comparatively reasonable. (It’s always been pricey, so I’ve only bought it when it was discounted at least 25%.) I don’t know how companies are getting away with gouging so deeply, but I now have enough Splenda to last for years to come. It doesn’t go bad, especially if you keep the temperature and humidity stable.If I’m still alive then, the price may have gone back down or it may go up even more. So in the meantime, I’ll try using less than usual. With my sole income being Social Security retirement, people like me watch every dime. One good way to do that is to buy in bulk when things you normally use go on sale. Assuming you can afford to, that is. What has surprised me is that credit ratings aren’t related to income or the amount of credit already available. In fact, the more credit you have, that you don’t use, the higher your credit rating goes! It seems like banks are crawling out of the woodwork to give me credit, even though my income is very limited. But when a bank offers me hundreds of dollars to open a credit card account, I do it. When they offer over a year’s worth of free credit, I take full advantage. Right now I’m earning over 4% annual interest for the money in a common savings account I will owe at the end of the year. So I’ll pay the credit card off before the free interest ends, and I’ll be hundreds of dollars “richer” for it. I’ll be needing that money more and more as I get older. Social Security doesn’t increase nearly as fast as inflation, and my greedy corporate landlord is making that quite clear. If I live long enough, I may be able to afford only rice and beans to eat. But in the meantime, I’m living the sweet life, with the help of Splenda. Yum!

Alright, picture this: you're staring into the abyss of a diet soda, a beverage that promises refreshment but delivers the existential dread of unsweetened sadness. That's when the SPLENDA Zero Calorie Sweetener Value Pack swoops in, like a tiny yellow cavalry riding to the rescue.These little packets, they're not just sweeteners; they're tiny, portable acts of flavor rebellion. They're the sugar-free equivalent of a secret handshake with your taste buds. You tear one open, and a whisper of yellow dust escapes, like a tiny, flavor-enhancing genie being released from a paper prison.Now, let's be real, SPLENDA isn't pretending to be sugar. It's more like sugar's quirky, slightly eccentric cousin who shows up to family gatherings with a kazoo and a bag of sugar-free candy. It's got that sweet vibe, but with a hint of "I'm doing my own thing."And the best part? Zero. Calories. It's like a free pass to flavor town, without the guilt trip. You can dump a handful of these yellow packets into your drink and still feel like you're winning at adulting. Or at least, pretending to.SPLENDA Zero Calorie Sweetener Value Pack: the tiny yellow packets that prove sometimes, a little bit of artificial sweetness can make life a whole lot less bitter. Or, at least, a whole lot less calorie-dense and a whole lot more yellow.

I bought this item months ago and I haven’t even come close to finishing the box. It’s an incredible bargain.

I buy this in the large 800 packet box on repeat. Works well in most instances., whether in coffee, tea, cold drinks, desserts, fruit, etc. Personally, I do not notice any aftertaste.

Have bought this several times

Hey rockers and rollin’ sweet tooths! Are you ready to kick those sugar cravings to the curb without missing a beat on taste? Let’s dive into the world of SPLENDA Zero Calorie Sweetener - the ultimate frontman in the battle against bland, sugar-free living. It’s time to crank up the volume and let the sweet symphony begin!🌟 The Sweet Scoop on SPLENDAMan, let me lay it on ya; SPLENDA isn’t just another wannabe in the world of sweeteners. This is the real deal, the lead guitarist of sweetness, making every cup of coffee and tea hit those high notes without the sugar crash. With zero calories, it’s like hitting that perfect power ballad without any of the guilt.🎤 Taste That Hits Every High NoteWhen it comes to taste, SPLENDA is the Axl Rose of sweeteners. It belts out that sweet melody so flawlessly, you won’t even miss the sugar. Whether you’re sweetening up your morning coffee or giving some edge to your homemade treats, SPLENDA delivers that sweet glam rock vibe, minus the sugar buzz.🚀 Usability: Ready to Rock in Any GigYou don’t need to be a roadie to handle SPLENDA, baby. It’s versatile, ready to rock in hot or cold drinks, and perfect for cooking and baking. Think of it as your all-access pass to sweetness in any venue, from the kitchen to the campfire. It dissolves like magic, making it a headliner in any setting.🎸 The Look: Pure '80s GlamLet’s face it, the '80s were all about excess and glamour, and while SPLENDA keeps it simple, it’s still got that rock star flair. The packets are sleek, easy to spot, and ready to go wherever your tour bus is headed. It’s the kind of sweetener that would have been right at home in a VIP lounge or backstage at a Poison concert.🤘 Durability: Tour-Ready and Fan ApprovedThis sweetener is like a reliable bass player - it keeps the band together and doesn’t fade away. SPLENDA packets are tough enough to survive being tossed into gig bags, glove compartments, or even your tightest leather pants pocket. They’re ready to roll when you are, ensuring you’re never without that sweet vibe.🌍 Eco and Health: Rocking ResponsiblyIn true '80s fashion, we’re all about being larger than life but not at the expense of our planet or health. SPLENDA is a sweet encore to your healthy lifestyle, with no aftertaste and no harmful effects on Mother Earth. It’s like having your cake and eating it too, all while wearing your favorite spandex.🔥 Final Riffs: Turn Up the Sweetness!In the grand arena of sweeteners, SPLENDA is the headlining act. It’s got the taste, the power, and the flair to make every sip and bite a standing ovation. Whether you’re living that fast-paced tour life or just jamming at home, SPLENDA brings the sweet without the sugar - and that’s something worth throwing your lighter in the air for!So grab your leather jacket, tease up that hair, and add a little SPLENDA to your life. Because, let’s face it, every day deserves a touch of sweet rock and roll!🎸 Keep on rockin’, sweet warriors! 🎸

Good value.